Many decades ago, a mom (had to be a mom, dads couldn't come up with this brilliance) created Garanimals. This allowed children to select matching outfits by matching the animal tags. All the Giraffes matched, all the hippos matched, etc.
Fast forward to Thursday night. On our way back to the hotel from the Cantina, we passed the best idea in clothing since Garanimals. We drove past the Dress Code Warehouse. Essentially Garanimals for adults. Please note that nothing in this post is fact except for the stores name.
As you walk into the store, there's a map of where you can find items. Alan's corner is in the far back right. It consists of white cotton button down shirts. In the far back left corner is the counterpart the the white oxford. In that corner you'll find the blue oxford button down. The center aisle contains khaki pants. All shapes, all sizes, one color. Khaki.
On the left wall is the Ladies Mix-N-Match. Her, like Garanimals, you match tags. Do you want that nifty polyester suit? Select the 1970's John Travolta tag. This tagging system comes in very handy for men. Whether they're purchasing clothes for themselves and don't want tax themselves too much to make things match, or for their significant other, they can be quite impressive bringing home an entire wardrobe of coordinated outfits.
Although we did not have the time to visit the Dress Code Warehouse, and can only speculate what is found within it's walls...From experiencing the dress code that we did, we can't imagine what is in there. If anyone knows, please let us know.
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